m i c h o ♀
That moment when your remaining tortilla portion matches exactly with your remaining food portion

mujerdelsol:

iamlilith:

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*adds to resume under “skills” section*

When I love you,
I really fucking love you.
There are no in betweens.
I don’t know what grey is.
My love is black and white.
(My love is true)
lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER


This is how I’m going to talk to misogynists from now on

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

This is how I’m going to talk to misogynists from now on

jamjars:

 
1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.
ghastly:

goldennose:

bbrightstar:

Hey look it’s me lol 

😍

the most beautiful

ghastly:

goldennose:

bbrightstar:

Hey look it’s me lol 

😍

the most beautiful

aboyandhisboo:

Lumpy Space Princess :DD

aboyandhisboo:

Lumpy Space Princess :DD

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